Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
