Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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