Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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