If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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