What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
operation harelip BJ is a go
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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