I think my vagina is haunted
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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