Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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