PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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