is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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