Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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