I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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