She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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