She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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