Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize