I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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