I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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