out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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