I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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