it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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