3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I need to calm my uterus...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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