I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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