all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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