UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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