I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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