Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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