any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
