bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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