He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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