who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You can't just leave with hair like that
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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