I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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