I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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