therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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