She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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