so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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