Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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