HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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