I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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