so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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