Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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