Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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