what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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