Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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