Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
tell me about the fingering
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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