At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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