I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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