I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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