i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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