idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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