So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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