So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
