Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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