you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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