You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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