I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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