Your dad touched me again.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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