2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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