You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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