just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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