i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just blew my weed a kiss
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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